Best spam?

I wasn’t entirely paying attention when I got this piece of spam but the content amused me so it’s not a complete waste that I opened it.

Subject: Haven’t we met somewhere before? :))) Sooz! New sooft shopcenter!

SoozHi there!!
A mask of gold hides all deformities.
A sad: Ill be back!. TERMINATOR prices for all!
Would Wrlod the in Sfotware Retail Bset and Nesewt have to like you?
Below the sfot of hunedrds many examepls few a are titles we have available to you,

Sooz :
Microsofft Offfice XP Professsional 59.95
(580 in store)
Micoosfrt Winwods XP Pfersosional
39$
Photosshop Adobbe 7.00
59$
3D Studio Max v6 229.95 (6500 in stoorectock)
Corel Draw Graphics Suite 11
69$
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